I was just showing Sis the SNAP4U when Duckular started his opening speech with a loud voice:
"Well then, 'ello an' welcome te' t'Ratchet 'oliday resort..
We, t'LBC decided te' open this place when our own Inn burnt down...
An' thought, we need te' give someat te' t'people...
So, wha' better way, than te' give people a 'oliday
At an affordable price, an' brilliant value fer money
So, te' celebrate it, te'day we 'ave fer yer... Ratchet Market...
'reet, quiet down...
So, without further ado...
I declare this 'oliday resort...
OPEN."